My sister wants to be skinny so she goes to the gym. I advised her to think about the effectiveness of bulimia instead.
My brother wants to be cool so he goes to the bar. I advised him to think about wearing a monocle instead.
Good advice is hard to come by these days. Usually it’s because the person giving it to you is selling something.
The only thing I’m interested in selling is a few smiles and a couple laughs.